Dead Fred Pen Holder
Dead Fred Pen Holder – Get rid of aggression and keep your pen handy!
Are you feeling stressed and frustrated? You need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Then Dead Fred is the man for you!
Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart… and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips – and your stress and frustration, vanished.